Judah Friedlander was in both Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and 30 Rock. Obviously this means that after TGS ended, Frank Rossitano took a deep and introspective look at his life and decided that he had done all he wanted in the world of comedy. What called to him was music, the sound of life, so he dedicated his time to music and wrote Boobs in California.
Joshua Jackson was in both Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and Dawson’s Creek. Obviously this means that after he almost drowned in the creek in the final episode of Dawson’s Creek, which happened to be the exact day that Kimmy was abducted, he was in a coma for 15 years and when he heard on TV that the mole women had been saved, he was so excited that he snapped back to consciousness. His life was truly complete when he met one of the mole women in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt S2 E8, so when his shift was over, he walked into the night, never to be seen again.
David Cross was in both Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and Arrested Development. Obviously this means that Tobias Fünke was a pseudonym he went through to avoid the expectations of a super rich family. He fell in love with Lindsay for the same reasons he fell in love with Jacqueline: the only thing rich people love more than money is blonde women who adore them for their money.
Gina Gershon was in both Brooklyn 99 and Red Oaks. Obviously this means that after her husband was arrested for insider trading embarrassed her, she started commuting from New Jersey to New York and working as a Lieutenant Melanie Hawkins in Brooklyn 99 S4 E20.
Alexandra Daddario was in both New Girl and Last Man On Earth. Obviously this means that when the world ended, the neighbor girl was cured by Winston’s good loving and was particularly prepared for the apocalypse because she was used to a secluded, lonely life from being born into a very rich family.
Alexandra Daddario was in both It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia and New Girl. So obviously this means that the girl who was in both New Girl and Workaholics had a secret evil twin named Ruby who fled her blue blood world after being left by Charlie and murdered her sister to steal the life, roommate and Winston that she had dreamed of in LA.
Thomas Lennon was in both Friends and Reno 911. Obviously this means that after being Joey’s hand twin in Friend S5 E24, Jim Dangle left Las Vegas and traveled the world, finally settling in Reno to become a Lieutenant in the Reno police department and forever turning down the pants life.
Cary Elwes was in both The Princess Bride and Seinfeld. Obviously this means that after Westley and Buttercup fled from the castle on horseback, they set out over the seas to leave the country of Florin behind forever. They landed in New York City and Westley used his extensive knowledge of the human body to become a masseuse, and then gave George a confusingly wonderful massage.
Yvonne Strahovski was in both A handmaid’s Tale and Chuck. Obviously this means that after a long career as a CIA agent, Sarah Walker parlayed her extensive experience and dedication to the country into the envied role of a politician’s wife who watches him have sex with slaves.
Alison Becker was in both Parks and Recreation and New Girl. Obviously this means that Lunch Lady Pearl secretly poisoned an entire school and was able to avoid the police, but was found out by an investigative reporter. She fled in the middle of the night to avoid capture, but no matter how much she tried, she couldn’t shake the situation out of her mind. Pearl was so impressed by the reporter’s intelligence and bravery that she turned her life around and became Shauna Malwae-Tweep, reporter extraordinaire for the Pawnee Journal.