Alexandra Daddario was in both New Girl and Last Man On Earth. Obviously this means that when the world ended, the neighbor girl was cured by Winston’s good loving and was particularly prepared for the apocalypse because she was used to a secluded, lonely life from being born into a very rich family.
Alexandra Daddario was in both It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia and New Girl. So obviously this means that the girl who was in both New Girl and Workaholics had a secret evil twin named Ruby who fled her blue blood world after being left by Charlie and murdered her sister to steal the life, roommate and Winston that she had dreamed of in LA.
Thomas Lennon was in both Friends and Reno 911. Obviously this means that after being Joey’s hand twin in Friend S5 E24, Jim Dangle left Las Vegas and traveled the world, finally settling in Reno to become a Lieutenant in the Reno police department and forever turning down the pants life.
Cary Elwes was in both The Princess Bride and Seinfeld. Obviously this means that after Westley and Buttercup fled from the castle on horseback, they set out over the seas to leave the country of Florin behind forever. They landed in New York City and Westley used his extensive knowledge of the human body to become a masseuse, and then gave George a confusingly wonderful massage.
Yvonne Strahovski was in both A handmaid’s Tale and Chuck. Obviously this means that after a long career as a CIA agent, Sarah Walker parlayed her extensive experience and dedication to the country into the envied role of a politician’s wife who watches him have sex with slaves.
Alison Becker was in both Parks and Recreation and New Girl. Obviously this means that Lunch Lady Pearl secretly poisoned an entire school and was able to avoid the police, but was found out by an investigative reporter. She fled in the middle of the night to avoid capture, but no matter how much she tried, she couldn’t shake the situation out of her mind. Pearl was so impressed by the reporter’s intelligence and bravery that she turned her life around and became Shauna Malwae-Tweep, reporter extraordinaire for the Pawnee Journal.
Alexandra Daddario was in both New Girl and Workaholics. Obviously this means that she moved out of the apartment building in LA to Rancho Cucamonga in order to get away from Winston and Coach after having sex with Winston in New Girl S4 E7. Pregnant with Winston’s lovechild, she tried to cause a miscarriage by taking the free cocaine that was advertised in Workaholics S6 E3. The free cocaine was a lie and she didn’t succeed in her goal, but tomorrow is another day and in the end the miscarriage plan’s fate is unknown.
Mary Elizabeth Ellis was in both It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and New Girl. Obviously this means that after being stalked, harassed, and abused by the guys in Always Sunny, The Waitress moved cross country to get away and started turning her life around, going by her actual name Caroline. Then she fell in with Nick and ended up getting stalked again.
Danny Pudi was in both Community and Cougar Town. Obviously this means that Abed’s story from S2 E19 about being Chad in Cougar Town and pooping his pants was 100% true and he really was in the background of a scene.
Aziz Ansari was in both Parks and Recreation and Bob’s Burgers. Obviously this means that smooth talking ladies man Tom Haverford also has a nerdy side and secretly loves video games. A well known man about town like Tom can’t be seen in Pawnee nerding it up, so he travels over to Seymour’s Bay and leads a double life as a Darryl, a nerdy kid really into video games (he can pass as a kid because, as we all know, his clothes are the same size as a kid’s).