Beth Grant was in both The Mindy Project and The Office. Obviously this means that after Dwight left her and left her carnally unsatisfied, she took her talents to New York City to take advantage of the numbers game there.
Nasim Pedrad was in both New Girl and The Mindy Project. Obviously this means that officer Aly Nelson went deep undercover to bust an illegal husky fur coat importer and had to pose as OB-GYN to the stars Dr Jasmin Maloof.
Rhea Perlman was in both The Mindy Project and Cheers. Obviously this means that Danny is Carla’s Ninth child, who was born after Cheers ended. Carla hid the pregnancy from the child’s true father, Dr Frasier Crane’s father Martin Crane, who she had a passionate night with that resulted in her pregnancy and his broken hip.
Aziz Ansari was in both Parks and Recreation and Scrubs. Obviously this means that Ed was the golden child of two first generation immigrants, and went to med school after being pressured to by his parents. Hating it, he half assed everything and was eventually fired. Too ashamed to see his parents, he became Tom Haverford and finally felt comfortable being himself and inventing awesome names for things.
Jon Hamm was in both Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and 30 Rock. Obviously this means that he used his remarkable handsomeness to move from New York to Indiana and used that handsome face to convince a jury of his peers that he was innocent and get away with abducting four women.
Jon Hamm was in both Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and Mad Men. Obviously this means that After Don Draper was tired of the world of advertising, he used his extensive knowledge of people and manipulation to start a cult.
Tina Fey was in both Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Obviously this means that, before becoming a psychiatrist, she followed a tried and true path to fame and tried her hand at being a terrible lawyer named Marcia Clark.
Kiernan Shipka was in both Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and Mad Men. Obviously This means that Sally Draper was run over by a tank while protesting the Vietnam War, overshadowing the Tiananman square protester and taking whitewashing a step farther by even appropriating their political symbols. Now a ghost, Sally started going by Kymmi never let anyone touch her, lest her they pass right through and discover her secret.
Tina Fey was in both Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and 30 Rock. Obviously this means that after TGS ended, she went into a downward spiral, constantly missing taking care of the cast of ingrates, eventually drinking so much that she blacked out and when she woke up years later, she had filled the void inside her that missed the mothering by becoming a psychiatrist.
Jane Krakowski was in both unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and 30 Rock. Obviously this means that after aging out of show business at the age of 24, she lived her lifelong dream and became a rich wall street trader’s wife and footslut.